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Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69783) - you deserved it (6516)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (96244)

On 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by Kens (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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