i ♥ to laugh until i can no longer breathe!
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Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom and I went to the store. I asked her to go get me coconut smelling shampoo and tampons while I lingered by the magazines trying to talk to this cute guy. My mom comes around into our aisle and says "I smelled all the tampons and none smelled like coconut, so I just got you these" FML
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On 05/22/2009 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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