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funkimonki
  • Town/Country : South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About funkimonki : i ♥ to laugh until i can no longer breathe!
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Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34159) - you deserved it (13877)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (45124)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)



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