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Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

#167901
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (75051)

On 03/01/2009 at 1:58am - intimacy - by fmlisthebomb (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (992109) - you deserved it (78984)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125
25 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (4786)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
67 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

#2985
20 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)



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