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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
268 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (6905)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
327 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (34492) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
212 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
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On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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470 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

#15124262
61 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
254 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -



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