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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by knews - United States (Missouri)
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:15pm - health - by patrick - United States
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by david (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
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