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Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17379) - you deserved it (47989)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)



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