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fuckmylifeplez
  • Town/Country : Boston, Mass
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 144
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Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (1642)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (369975) - you deserved it (52445)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10331) - you deserved it (2852)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria