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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 October 1990 (24 years)
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About fuckmylife227 : Well hello:)
Let's just say stupid shit always happens to me!
I'm not the average person. my friends say im one of a kind:)

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (5588)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48176) - you deserved it (5570)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (4273)

On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version



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