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fuckinbrittany
  • Town/Country : oceanside, america.... duh
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About fuckinbrittany : i'm 18 about to be 19 my life is fucked up... dude seriously fuck my life

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (97763)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (60069)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

#1775796 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (13195) - you deserved it (52928)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that the guy i've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me 'baby.' FML

#1716313 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (26803) - you deserved it (51146)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by ummPORQUE (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (44506)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (53309)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I decided to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8495) - you deserved it (51618)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)



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