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About fuckedPriceless : Just an average person trying to drift by. Most of my time is spent programming, or out with people. Most things I would consider 'FML's in my life are in the latter. I love anime...I just love it.

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Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25832) - you deserved it (2652)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML


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On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)

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