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About fuckedPriceless : Just an average person trying to drift by. Most of my time is spent programming, or out with people. Most things I would consider 'FML's in my life are in the latter. I love anime...I just love it.

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Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML


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