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fsamslife92
  • Town/Country : Newport News, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2330
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16515) - you deserved it (1829)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

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387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73934) - you deserved it (3028)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)



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