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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 926
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About frutoish : Just find me on Facebook if you wanna be friends :) follow me on twitter as @frutoishAR

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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (47332)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227233)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277783) - you deserved it (17724)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424615) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was In Mah Room With The Door Lockd And Mah Mom Knockd On The Door!! I Said ( Don't Come In, I'm Nakd! ) She Said ( That's Okay! ) So She Unlockd The Door And Walkd In!! I Was Masturbating!! FML

#694537
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89574) - you deserved it (35411)

On 03/29/2009 at 11:49pm - intimacy - by Cynical (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (243197)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317029)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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