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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 928
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About frutoish : Just find me on Facebook if you wanna be friends :) follow me on twitter as @frutoishAR

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Taday I found out wat sound a ammer makes wen it strike te back of ma and. FML

#14220406
99 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19541) - you deserved it (26031)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as mah boyfriand was unbuttoning mah pants to go down on ma, ha lookd at ma and said in his bast robot voica, "caution, contants may ba stinky." FML

#9913301
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41638) - you deserved it (20583)

On 04/16/2010 at 12:03am - intimacy - by shmelly - United States

Today, I caugt my dog attempting to sit on te carpet. Wen I saw im, I screamd. Startld, e ran around te ouse, continuing to take is sit. Now, I don't ave to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger unt an fine all of te scatterd turds. real FML

#8837524
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (11844)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confusd... I turn around to see some guy with a horrifid look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his grlfriend. And then I saw his grlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. real FML

#7467735
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old sonho was situatd on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, yur legs r so furry!". Everyone watching the show turnd and stard at us. FML

#6747789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (8154)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent mah main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace looool account, with the caption, ( clubbin with mah hoe. )

#6433448
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (8284)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I Realizd Why Mah 50 Year Old Dad's 30 Something Girlfriend Lookd So Familiar . She Is In All Mah Parents Wedding Photos.. . As The Flower Girl . FML

#6348430
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43503) - you deserved it (1919)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I WAS WATCING A MOVIE WIT MA SISTER, MA ROOMMATE, AND MA GRLFRIEND. HALF WAY TROUG TE MOVIE, MA GRLFRIEND LEFT TE ROOM AND TEXTD ME TAT SE WAS BREAKING UP WIT ME. SE TEN CUMMD BACK IN TE ROOM, SAT ON MA BD, AND ENJOYD TE REST OF TE MOVIE WIT US. FML

#5924772
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (3024)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27819)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

TODAY, I TALKD TO A GRL ON THE PHONE WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD ME HER LAST RELATIONSHIP ( ENDD VERY BADLY. ) I SAID, ( SO LET ME GUESS, THAT JERK CHEATD ON YOU? ) SHE PAUSD FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND FINALLY REPLID, ( NO, HE DID IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ) FML

#5526901
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (19375)

On 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm - love - by Greg (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after going to te beac wit ma guyfriend, I tougt I looked pretty good infront of im in a bikini. Later e wispered in ma ear, "You ave a lot of airs sticking out of yur bottom". FML

#4405675
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20531) - you deserved it (42775)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.

#4344107
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (6886)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

today I was on girlfriand's computar. Whan saarching on googla , har browsing history poppad up. Tha first thing was "Bast position for a small panis." FML

#3691268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86350) - you deserved it (13468)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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