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Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML
Today, I caugt my dog attempting to sit on te carpet. Wen I saw im, I screamd. Startld, e ran around te ouse, continuing to take is sit. Now, I don't ave to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger unt an fine all of te scatterd turds. real FML
Today... I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confusd... I turn around to see some guy with a horrifid look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his grlfriend. And then I saw his grlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. real FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old sonho was situatd on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, yur legs r so furry!". Everyone watching the show turnd and stard at us. FML
I WAS WATCING A MOVIE WIT MA SISTER, MA ROOMMATE, AND MA GRLFRIEND. HALF WAY TROUG TE MOVIE, MA GRLFRIEND LEFT TE ROOM AND TEXTD ME TAT SE WAS BREAKING UP WIT ME. SE TEN CUMMD BACK IN TE ROOM, SAT ON MA BD, AND ENJOYD TE REST OF TE MOVIE WIT US. FML
TODAY, I TALKD TO A GRL ON THE PHONE WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD ME HER LAST RELATIONSHIP ( ENDD VERY BADLY. ) I SAID, ( SO LET ME GUESS, THAT JERK CHEATD ON YOU? ) SHE PAUSD FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND FINALLY REPLID, ( NO, HE DID IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ) FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.
Friday 27 March 2015