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  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About frolick123 : According to my profile im 901 years old!

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41997) - you deserved it (5752)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131009) - you deserved it (7329)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31287) - you deserved it (2868)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57231) - you deserved it (2895)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40170) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10438) - you deserved it (75512) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38839) - you deserved it (4295)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49335) - you deserved it (3632)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (7025)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44058) - you deserved it (3121)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55483) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11104) - you deserved it (39061)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (2898)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16404) - you deserved it (27770)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33653) - you deserved it (3614)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba



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