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froggy123000
  • Town/Country : U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5948
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (53308)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (168634) - you deserved it (8589)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

#953150 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (50883) - you deserved it (3233)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)