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  • Town/Country : Pennsauken, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 June 1986 (26 years)
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Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by M2thaM (woman) - United States (Washington)



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