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Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8489) - you deserved it (38338)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends , saying how it was scratchproof , shockproof , an waterproof!! I demonstratd it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet!! It bouncd onto the road!! Apparently , its not truck-proof!! FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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