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Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

#3486397 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (4604)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by litup (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (48832)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66842) - you deserved it (180373)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (17858) - you deserved it (62075)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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