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by whatadaydanny / 10/10/2012 at 9:58am / Dominica / Work
by Johnnogood / 10/09/2012 at 9:57am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
by working_as_usual / 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
by bb / 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
by friendlessatwork / 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by GamerTag / 10/02/2012 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
by what the fuck, mate / 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm / Australia / Work
by snowbell18 / 09/25/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Work
by izziegrl / 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm / Mexico (Mexico) / Money
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
by NoMoney4Me / 09/24/2012 at 6:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
by Annette / 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
by karmas a kunt / 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Work
by Grindwhore / 09/17/2012 at 6:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
by willtype4food / 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm / Finland / Money