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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1659
  • Number of comments : 36
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Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

#20110308
153 comments

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

#20108910
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (1853)

On 10/09/2012 at 9:57am - work - by Johnnogood (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

#20106327
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23911) - you deserved it (2124)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

#20099884
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17734) - you deserved it (1222)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

#20098400
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22221) - you deserved it (3153)

On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML

#20098150
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28537) - you deserved it (1948)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

#20095286
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16449) - you deserved it (2084)

On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML

#20087724
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18783) - you deserved it (1971)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (3049)

On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

#20086342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21366) - you deserved it (3360)

On 09/24/2012 at 6:48am - work - by NoMoney4Me (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML

#20083494
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (1697)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm - work - by Annette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

#20082592
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23507) - you deserved it (2330)

On 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm - work - by karmas a kunt (man) - United States

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (1953)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (2333)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland



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