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by Anonymous / 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML
by overpriced coffee shop worker / 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
by wow @ creepy fuckers / 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm / United States / Work
Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Work
Today, I started at my first job. Within the first five minutes of arriving, I was followed around by a white guy who repeatedly sang to me, "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs. It resulted in me getting fired for bringing my "boyfriend" to work. I didn't even know him. FML
by sarahijklmnop / 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm / United States (California) / Work
by jailofc / 11/07/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
by whytetrash / 11/02/2012 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Work
Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML
by TheHarvardian / 10/25/2012 at 2:59am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML
by johnnyfuckfacer / 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by leafscupwin / 10/16/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
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