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Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 6:48am - work - by NoMoney4Me (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm - work - by Annette (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm - work - by karmas a kunt (man) - United States
Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 6:46am - work - by Grindwhore - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland
Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
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