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by Anonymous / 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
by Job Seeking / 01/22/2013 at 6:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anon / 01/18/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
by itsjustwill / 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by AnonUser464 / 01/08/2013 at 11:40am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 10:44am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze and cremate the animals. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Work
by ehrmagahd / 12/19/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…