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by Anonymous / 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by NotAMorningPerson / 02/11/2011 at 11:02pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by tjm / 12/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New York) / Work
by Flaps / 11/27/2010 at 7:36am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
by everythingWASperfect / 11/13/2010 at 9:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by rewarded / 10/20/2010 at 10:33am / India (Delhi) / Work
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
by Olorin / 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by Anon / 02/27/2010 at 11:07am / United States / Work
Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML
by nothotforteacher / 01/07/2010 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
by bad_day_in_hell / 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
by LifeSucks / 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week they fire me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door that said "if not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60 and my job. FML
by unemployed / 09/22/2009 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "oh, like you're responsible for a whole family." She is. FML
by Mezzlegasm / 07/10/2009 at 4:20am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML
by Regina / 07/03/2009 at 2:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
- Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in… Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had… Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked…