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Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML
by brunurb / 05/29/2012 at 7:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 6:39am / Australia / Work
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
by Bashit / 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML
by Shan007tjuuh / 03/06/2012 at 3:57am / Netherlands / Work
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm / United States / Work
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
by Unhelpful / 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
by jaycee / 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
by bosslady12 / 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm / United States / Work
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 10:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
by joshua / 08/05/2011 at 8:18pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
by Squinty6 / 03/02/2011 at 10:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breath again I was so… Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed… Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while,…