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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About frenchygirl95 : Hey!

I'm Charlotte, and i'm 17. I live in France, in Paris! I love reading FML to learn some new English words. I of course don't understand everything, but i progress every day :)

I'd like to speak with American people to improve my English and meet some new people!

Don't hesitate to send me a message, i will answer with pleasure. I see that American guys are so nice :D

See you ;)

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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML


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On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML


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On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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