About free_Aus : G'day from Australia.
I love the interesting and unusual stories on this site and will often comment if something takes my fancy. I try not to be confrontational, but can call them as I see them sometimes. Yes, it's apparent many of the stories are fabricated, that does not make them any less interesting and enjoyable. All the detractors and complainers should stop it. Just go out and do better yourselves. Stop bitching.
I hope to generate the LULZ with my comments a lot of the time. Either that, or be a voice of reason. After all, life is too short to be taken too seriously.
I have little patience for people that think it's fine to be a rude-ass just because they are sitting behind an anonymous account on a keyboard around the other side of the world. They are cowards. Same goes for people talking absolute crap about being violent, abusive or conducting illegal activites. If you don't like society, we don't need to hear about it, go live in a cave.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)
Monday 17 June 2013
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