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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75393) - you deserved it (27819)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42543) - you deserved it (191795)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181292) - you deserved it (28532)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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