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foxhead128
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (2332)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5397) - you deserved it (22269)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18436) - you deserved it (10952)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19205) - you deserved it (1983)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16908) - you deserved it (2140)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19154) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9961) - you deserved it (17998)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6977) - you deserved it (19865)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4636) - you deserved it (24088)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (3347)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (2773)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (2559)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)



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