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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35366) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version



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