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fossum
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fossum : I are Jennifer.

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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7218) - you deserved it (32652)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (1818)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (4416)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (16515) - you deserved it (2352)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)