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  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (3401) - you totally deserved it (20668)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from a mobile version

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Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (20999) - you totally deserved it (1354)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17286) - you totally deserved it (3761)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from a mobile version

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Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (13008) - you totally deserved it (1864)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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