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Today, I was lying in bed late at night trying to fall asleep. I blew my nose on a kleenex and was too lazy to get up and put it in the garbage. I threw it under my bed when I heard a whispery voice say "Thank you". It was my little brother trying to scare me. I peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38487) - you totally deserved it (7556)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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