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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86270) - you deserved it (17601)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy that included dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawned and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't tired so I changed and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68676) - you deserved it (5125)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:58am - love - by forrealiluvmyslf (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (352225) - you deserved it (66502)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15923) - you deserved it (26169)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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