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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99202) - you deserved it (23172)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy that included dinner, pool and pretty good conversation. Around Midnight he yawned and said the beer was making him sleepy, so he took me home. I wasn't tired so I changed and went out with some friends... and saw him on the dance floor. FML

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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20069) - you deserved it (34153)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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