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About foreverlemon : I always look at the optimistic side of things. :)

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Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4163) - you deserved it (46846)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - work - by cosmonaut (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (70308)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

#2213407 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (45598) - you deserved it (2288)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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