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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1371
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About forever2life : Hate life unless I'm talking to him...

Fave shows: MAD, Adventure Time, Regular Show

Fave music: most rap, and owl city

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Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22354) - you deserved it (10407)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34680) - you deserved it (3008)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (15175)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26830) - you deserved it (4356)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30882) - you deserved it (6761)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7696) - you deserved it (61278)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (2747)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

#16919201
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33800) - you deserved it (2366)

On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46614) - you deserved it (4389)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

#16882542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37079) - you deserved it (2983)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36512) - you deserved it (9788)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

#16867532
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13594) - you deserved it (45891)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13031) - you deserved it (34170)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

#16640907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29402) - you deserved it (2909)

On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia



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