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About foolishworkerbee : le temps detruit tout.

i quote movies, literature and songs more often than i write my own words, but i am still eloquent. i have tattoos and piercings, but this does not make me trash. i am currently taking a break from college, but i am still driven.

sorry if i seem to be lurking your profile - i'm almost always viewing this site on my phone, so it's a bit hard to tell if i've viewed you before or not based on a picture the size of a pinhead.

also, if you play l4d or l4d2 on live, message me for my gamertag. :]

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