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Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (23160)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28302) - you deserved it (3809)

On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (73233)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

#2376689
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62835) - you deserved it (5475)

On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14305) - you deserved it (87463)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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