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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

#8122396 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (1596)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:09am - intimacy - by stewiesclone - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

#4677872 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (34617) - you deserved it (1813)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my co-worker came out to me that he's an active "Furry". Meaning, he likes to wear a Bobcat costume and bang other men who are wearing Husky costumes. I am never bringing my dog into work again. FML

#5512 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (16092) - you deserved it (1706)

On 02/02/2009 at 3:16pm - animals - by BamBam - United States (California)