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fmylifegurl
  • Town/Country : duluth, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fmylifegurl : i am upssessed with twilight and my dream is to become an actress. when u meet me the first thing u will notice is that there is hardly ever time where i am not either smiling or laughing. That said i also hardly get into any drama or trouble and i am on here just laugh at the mis fortunes of others :D

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Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42053) - you deserved it (1654)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

#5162946 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (29115) - you deserved it (5450)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Embarassed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (8901) - you deserved it (36407)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46493) - you deserved it (4511)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:23am - money - by goin4broke (man) - United States (West Virginia)