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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2732) - you deserved it (14193)

On 12/10/2009 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by jlowder2 - United States (Illinois)