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  • Town/Country : Plano, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About fmlsaresofunnyy : Hey! My name is Aryana and I live in Texas but i don't think you would care haha.
I'm pretty easy going and nice to talk to so feel free to inbox me :)
And as you probably can see I find fmls funny... (;
Byee! :D

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Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)



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