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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About fmlpro0987 : Want to know hmu oneprettymama611@yahoo.com

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fmlpro0987's favorite FMLs

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

#18443540
97 comments

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (8050)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12493) - you deserved it (42860)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38753) - you deserved it (16893)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

#16745803
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (2859)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:51pm - misc - by sabadaba - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58934) - you deserved it (3602)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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