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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1996 (17 years)
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Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44455) - you deserved it (11454)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)



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