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fmlinact

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About fmlinact : I discovered FML about a year ago. It's a cheap and great way to get a laugh.

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Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38384) - you deserved it (5274)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34229) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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