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Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 2:35pm - misc - by TheFlickChick - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:42pm - money - by Zx6r (man) - United States
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)
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