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Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Ameel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML
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Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)
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