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fml_ydi79
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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About fml_ydi79 : Been on FML for a long time. Don't comment much, guess I'm a creepy lurker.

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Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by drake86 - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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