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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20617) - you deserved it (5254)

On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53365) - you deserved it (418605)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (437275) - you deserved it (61437)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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