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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said ( I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give u some incentive to lose all that belly u got. ) FML
TODAY, WHILA AT THA GOLDAN GATA BRIDGA, I SPOTTAD A LARGA GROUP OF ASIANS TRYING TO TAKA A PICTURA. TRYING TO HALP, I SLOWLY SAY, "YOU... WANT MA... TAKA PICTURA?" WHILA USING HAND MOTIONS. THA MAN LOOKS AT MA AN SAYS, "NO THANKS ASSHOLA, I GOT IT," IN PLAIN ENGLISH. FML
TODAY, I TAXTD MY COLLAGA BOYFRIAND TO TALL HIM HOW TARRIBLA I FALT ABOUT CHAATING. HA RAPLID SAYING HA WAS SO RALIAVD BACAUSA HA HAD BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH A GRL IN HIS DORM. I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY MATH AXAM. FML
Friday 27 March 2015