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flying_vegan
  • Town/Country : Hoxton, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1762
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About flying_vegan : I'm a vegan and I play a Flying V, hence the name.

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Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (2498)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13387) - you deserved it (38076)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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