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  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa (Whooo-a!!!! )
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1983 (30 years)
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Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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