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flores_daniel
  • Town/Country : Boston, MA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About flores_daniel : Well I am just your average American soldier. Just here to post stuff about me and read others shitty FML's. My day gets brighter when I see others are having a more shittier day than I. Thank you everyone.

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Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

#15240526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (30506)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41466) - you deserved it (3016)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

#14256786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13114) - you deserved it (20717)

On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

#14040303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20915) - you deserved it (5044)

On 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by erpuchi (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

#13910600
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18883) - you deserved it (11738)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

#13880762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (2451)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

#13867056
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (9785)

On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

#13431073
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (17395)

On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, 'So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?' FML

#13071693
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (3580)

On 09/16/2010 at 6:59am - kids - by mommymo (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

#11513456
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (31686)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

#7434698
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you deserved it (5666)

On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

#7158529
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14767) - you deserved it (2759)

On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (2819)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

#6200798
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (1807)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

#6089895
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19358) - you deserved it (2362)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)



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