About flores_daniel : Well I am just your average American soldier. Just here to post stuff about me and read others shitty FML's. My day gets brighter when I see others are having a more shittier day than I. Thank you everyone.
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Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
by lovecrisis247 / 12/19/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
by erpuchi / 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/20/2010 at 10:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Abused / 10/13/2010 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, 'So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?' FML
by mommymo / 09/16/2010 at 6:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by megaladon / 06/28/2010 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Sl3vin / 01/19/2010 at 9:17am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2009 at 6:44am / United States (Alabama) / Health
by oldlady / 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
by thornrose22 / 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided…