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About flores_daniel : Well I am just your average American soldier. Just here to post stuff about me and read others shitty FML's. My day gets brighter when I see others are having a more shittier day than I. Thank you everyone.
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Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy looool 4 me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift themhen I saw the other man,ho was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informd me he was buying them 4 his wife.
2day I slammed the car door on mah head while I was getting in the car . If that wasn't bad enough, mah boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insist on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive . mega FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML
Today, I found out ma boyfriend as been ceating on me. In tears, I called ma best friend and told im everyting. He responded wit one- or two-word answer trougout, but I felt better all te same. Tat is, until I eard im begin to take a loud piss alf-way troug ma sentence. FML
Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .
Friday 27 March 2015