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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 472
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About flores_daniel : Well I am just your average American soldier. Just here to post stuff about me and read others shitty FML's. My day gets brighter when I see others are having a more shittier day than I. Thank you everyone.

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Today , I Walkd Into An Exam After Having Stayd Up 20 Straight Hours Studying. The Professor Lookd At Me An Mutterd , ( Don't Bother , I'm Failing U Either Way. ) FML

#20552400
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42504) - you deserved it (4944)

On 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Tired (man) - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (5280)

On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today , I gava mah girlfriand an orgasm. It was graat until mid-gasmhan sha swung har arm out an knockd looool ma out. Sha still can't stop laughing. FML

#20418972
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40047) - you deserved it (5776)

On 12/24/2012 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy looool 4 me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift themhen I saw the other man,ho was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informd me he was buying them 4 his wife.

#20407956
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (7953)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Johnny (man) - United States (Tennessee)

2day I slammed the car door on mah head while I was getting in the car . If that wasn't bad enough, mah boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insist on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive . mega FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (5383)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me cuz he doesn't think he can do any better.

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26956) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out ma boyfriend as been ceating on me. In tears, I called ma best friend and told im everyting. He responded wit one- or two-word answer trougout, but I felt better all te same. Tat is, until I eard im begin to take a loud piss alf-way troug ma sentence. FML

#18865493
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26027) - you deserved it (5929)

On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .

#17708928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (3794)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend showd me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (8396)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133542) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

mah boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried... stopped and asked... "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47553) - you deserved it (8288)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)



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